TheClosetMailman

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  • Birthday 11/28/2000

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  1. Flexing the lizard does not count Trubus. Let a REAL medical professional get to work, i even brought my CLEAN glass shiv this time.
  2. Spider? As in.... TERROR SPIDER?! CALL THE FOOKIN SHUTTLE MATE-
  3. Clone Memory Disorder. Just that, flat. Rather than optional, i think it should be something enforced. Because murdering Jimmy DoGood in maint because he decided it was a good idea to try and toolbox you, then have him coming rushing again five minutes later because the coroner did their job and Jimmy decided CMD was optional.... Well, why do you think a good amount of veteran antags outright space the bodies, pretty much locking one out of the round (as their usual char, that us). CMD, Dot.
  4. Wait, i just realized.... Is Zeke holding bubble tea-
  5. Not pictured: Three Ravs, one loose tank and the CO doing a BE to a random MP.
  6. See? I KNEW IT! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! The skrell boi is evilz! Get the fookin disk-
  7. According to Bay, Aurora and the occasional CM, voxes are meant to be cannon fodder/amusement targets, and not highly respected members of spess ships or stations. Naturally, those fellas are cluwnes and heretics, as they've never owned a pet vox.
  8. PUT THE KNIFE DOWN SKRELL BOI, or the corgi gets it
  9. Reminds me of the time i managed to mindslave the most gulllible person on Bay.... Hueh
  10. Zeke still looks less than overjoyed over having to deal with a baby-ish corgi and a little slime girl. Five bucks both will end up in weird places because of their size/power, like air vents-
  11. I`ll pay you five credits and a corgi for the whole thing.
  12. As the extremely refined Art ratings man i would like a few samples to see-
  13. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM, NOT JOIN THEM-