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The Twelve days of SS13 Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
A bleeding and beaten corgi

On the second day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the third day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Three gun shots
Two broken arms
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the fourth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Four stab wounds
Three gun shots
Two broken arms
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the fifth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Five nukie rounds
Four stab wounds
Three gun shots
Two broken arms
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the sixth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Six slings a-thralling
Five nukie rounds
Four stab wounds
Three gun shots
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the seventh day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Seven wizards spelling
Six slings a-thralling
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the eighth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
Eight cults summoning
Seven wizards spelling 
Six slings a-thralling 
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the ninth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me 
Nine xenos killing
Eight cults summoning 
Seven wizards spelling 
Six slings a-thralling 
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the tenth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
Ten blobs expanding
Nine xenos killing 
Eight cults summoning 
Seven wizards spelling 
Six slings a-thralling 
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the eleventh day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
Eleven deathsquads shooting
Ten blobs expanding 
Nine xenos killing 
Eight cults summoning 
Seven wizards spelling 
Six slings a-thralling 
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

On the twelfth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me
Twelve adminbus rounds
Eleven deathsquads shooting 
Ten blobs expanding 
Nine xenos killing 
Eight cults summoning 
Seven wizards spelling 
Six slings a-thralling 
Five nukie rounds 
Four stab wounds 
Three gun shots 
Two broken arms 
And a bleeding and beaten corgi

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I can't read this without singing the payday crew voices from his Christmas video.

I love it 

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20 minutes ago, TheClosetMailman said:

But I've never beaten Ian, he's too cute for that-

Ian is not the only corgi available for fun of the tider

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7 hours ago, McRamon said:

Ian is not the only corgi available for fun of the tider

Ohhhh, right, cargonia, those stingy lizzers.....

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