Te.name 0 Report post Posted March 8 Shift starts in research spawn in xenobio instantly start darting out to grab a clipboard Notice someone who looks strangely similar Notice they have a similar name Notice it is an exact copy of me instantly complain to the captain Captain Doesn't believe me drag the copy to the bridge Captain thinks it is funny but only one can be a scientist pda him fast af he is only able to tell who I am because I have a clipboard Other Makmak notices Cue chase around the bridge between me security and makmak2 We both chill in interrogation makmak2 in cuffs Security gives us talking pills as we are both mute Cue insults in a language security can't understand They try to split us up force is necessary to do this While I am being dragged out Insert Makmak3 Makmak 3 instantly starts telling security to shoot us as we are fakes All 3 of us somehow get together out of cuffs in the brig Violent fight between all 3 of us starts Makmak 2 is dragged off never to be seen again Security at this point has no clue what is happening makmak2 is idk where and me and makmak3 are insulting each other makmak3 being in a cell me outside by the door After 10 minutes of arguing security gets a great idea Lets throw em in a room and leave who ever hits first is fake Makmak3 nearly beats me to death The remainder of the shift is security trying to drag me around the fucked up station into medbay I die on the way but it doesn't matter as once we reach medbay a bomb blows up less than a foot from the guard and my stretcher Possibly the strangest shift i have played Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nil 17 Report post Posted March 10 Whenever I see your name; I read "Bullshit" instead of however you'd say that name. Reminds me of an Indian kid that went to my elementary school. No idea how his name was spelled, but it was pronounced "duckshit". He had a really rough time in school. Imagine the poor 1st grade teacher every morning for attendance. "Is Duckshit here? Class, settle down, don't laugh, that's mean". I imagine the same from crew. "Sup Bullshit". Or a head speaking to the HOP "Yeah, can you demote Bullshit?" or being an antag "Bullshit just tore a dudes head off!" "Arrest that clown!" "No, it wasn't a clown, Bullshit is the CE!". I imagine the same conversations from time to time, of Duckshit. I wonder how he is doing. Not like I can spell his name or google him. Thanks for reminding me of that kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sampaiii 48 Report post Posted March 11 For a moment I thought you were going to talk about that round with the changeling that took your stuff yesterday, but this is even more meme I wish I'd been there to see it tho (I play S.A.M.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doru 1 Report post Posted March 11 Or the round where you turned into a borg and I had to put your brain in a humanized Wolpin. (Dr. G.R.E.Y. here!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
