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4 hours ago, Trubus said:

Do all heroes wear shirts?

Only the Safe for Work ones.

3 hours ago, Bxil said:

How come this grammar does not make you cringe?

 

Years of training.

2 hours ago, Benjaminfallout said:

Pox or rox?

Pox

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1 minute ago, PhantasmicDream said:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Depends if it's an African Swallow or a European Swallow.

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Just now, PhantasmicDream said:

How good are you with math? Can you do my math homework for me?

My phone has a calculator, eesh.

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If a train is traveling 124km an hour and and another leaves an hour later taveling at 177km an hour, how long would it take for me to get you out for a date?

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Just now, PhantasmicDream said:

If a train is traveling 124km an hour and and another leaves an hour later taveling at 177km an hour, how long would it take for me to get you out for a date?

Churchy is going to be fuming.

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2 minutes ago, Someonewithapen said:

How many security officers does it take to change a light bulb?

To get a lightbulb they would've had to have taken a limited resource, that's Petty Theft.

You're nicked lass.

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3 minutes ago, Spartan said:

To get a lightbulb they would've had to have taken a limited resource, that's Petty Theft.

You're nicked lass.

Stop making fun of us, there are some legitimate security players.

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1 minute ago, dapocalypse said:

Stop making fun of us, there are some legitimate security players.

I know.

I try to be one of them.

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1 minute ago, Someonewithapen said:

How many security officers does it take to change a lightbulb if they find a lightbulb box in maints?

I've seen a security officer try to change a lightbulb and ends up throwing the new bulb against the wall and breaking it. I'm not hopeful. Probably one, because the rest can't do it.

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2 minutes ago, Someonewithapen said:

Can you catch what you can't see?

You can catch the flu so, yes.

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7 hours ago, Bxil said:

How come this grammar does not make you cringe?

 

Didn't realize I was going to be graded by a jerk :c 

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37 minutes ago, Malphystoh said:

Didn't realize I was going to be graded by a jerk :c 

Now, I am sorry. I am just the resident Grammar Nazi™! Here, take this broom.

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