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Something for a bit of fun. Post Shitty PR ideas. Post a title and short description!

These are NOT serious and to be taken as purely humorous.

Examples/kickstarters:

 

Adds *floof emote to Vulpkanin

Adds *floof emote to the Vulpkanin Race. Causes the message "[Player] floofs themselves." to appear in the chatlog. Has a chance to cause irreparable brain damage (5%)

Also had a very low chance (0.2%) to cause the Vulpkanin to pop out of existence; leaving the message "[Player] floofed themselves too hard".

 

Alters Vox/Gibber interactions
Changes the interactions/outputs of Vox species being put into the Chef's Gibber. Gibbing a Vox with this method now results in the Gibber producing a "Kentucky Fried Vox" Bucket and 4 "Chicken Wings" instead of meat.

 

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1 hour ago, Aletmagne said:

Changes the interactions/outputs of Vox species being put into the Chef's Gibber. Gibbing a Vox with this method now results in the Gibber producing a "Kentucky Fried Vox" Bucket and 4 "Chicken Wings" instead of meat.

This should be real.

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Coloroing yourself black and red with glowy eyes should give you minor regenerative abilities in the dark and damages you in the light.

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Removes hawaiian pizza

Removes the hawaiian pizza and pineapple sprites and code.

Balance, Do not merge, Idednerfpls, Meme PR.

Edited by saywat_the_15th
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1 minute ago, saywat_the_15th said:

Removes hawaiian pizza

Removes the hawaiian pizza, and pineapple sprites and code.

Balance, Do not merge, Idednerfpls, Meme PR.

Legitimate though

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3 hours ago, Irkalla said:

Coloroing yourself black and red with glowy eyes should give you minor regenerative abilities in the dark and damages you in the light.

This already works as long as the character also has an emo hairstyle.

*flip

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20 minutes ago, ZN23X said:

This already works as long as the character also has an emo hairstyle.

*flip

It does actually though?

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52 minutes ago, Irkalla said:

It does actually though?

Nope, sorrrrrry ;(

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1 hour ago, Ty Omaha said:

make @shatterdcoyote *howl every minute (he does that on his own already, but just in case he has to go AFK or something)

Second this PR

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Automatically arrest the clown at the start of every shift.

Voxxes counts as clowns and must be forcefed raisins till they say why they`re traitors.

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Remove smoking. We aren't even allowed to smoke in enclosed spaces in this century, why the hell would we be allowed to smoke on a space station so far in the future.

Nerf smoking.

Ban smoking.

PR actually goes through and I'm forced to delete Tetra 😭😭😭

Edited by ZN23X
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44 minutes ago, Spartan said:

Adds sound to *moan

I would love this

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27 minutes ago, ZN23X said:

Remove smoking. We aren't even allowed to smoke in enclosed spaces in this century, why the hell would we be allowed to smoke on a space station so far in the future.

Nerf smoking.

Ban smoking.

PR actually goes through and I'm forced to delete Tetra 😭😭😭

Technically its not just a space station, its a plasma mining and research station.

Of all the places in the galaxy, there is no better place to light one up, and no more likely place for you to be allowed to light one up, than a space station dedicated to plasma.

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Yeah, now thinking about it it's very unlikely that people would allow smoking in a confined space with limited air. Pretty sure people were never allowed to smoke in submarines, spacecrafts and space stations. 

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2 hours ago, Calecute said:

Yeah, now thinking about it it's very unlikely that people would allow smoking in a confined space with limited air. Pretty sure people were never allowed to smoke in submarines, spacecrafts and space stations. 

MUH IMMURSION

please dont take away my smoking

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Adds peacekeeper borgs.

....Oh wait.

 

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