SomeGuy9283

Getting along in Paradise

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I wrote this so that people coming from other, half-decent, servers could adjust to Paradise's rules and nonexistent RP. Tips as follows:

 

1) 'RP' is a code word for 'sitting in the bar talking for 30 minutes, while avoiding our actual jobs'.

 

2) When someone says 'book club,' they really mean 'metafriend clique.'

 

3) As an antag, 'Steal a jetpack' is syndicate jargon for 'Blow up all the space pods, decimate security, assassinate the Captain, and loot the armory."

 

4) When being arrested by security, spam the radio with wild, unfounded, accusations and protests. If they take away your headset, rant in LOOC until muted. Proceed to file an admin complaint on the forums with the most ridiculous username you can think of.

 

5) As a security officer, know your procedures by heart

 

6) When an admin finally PMs you regarding all of the above, they aren't really looking for answers, they want an excuse to ban you. Give them one, go out in a blaze of glory.

 

7) If the ban you receive is a fair, reasonable temp ban, appeal with the maximum vitriolic nonsense you can fit in a poorly written paragraph. If it's permanent, wait a few weeks and start ban evading!

 

Note: The above is a just a joke, please do not take it seriously or follow any advice therein. Should the Administration wish to move this thread, feel free to do so.

 

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9) Put your character's deep, depressing past in the flavortext. Be sure to include how huge your dick/boobs/muscles are.

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I was under the impression that 'book club' meant 'cult' As in, the cultist antags.

I'm probably missing a joke here. Cut me some slack, I'm tired as fuck.

 

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10. Become an IA, don't read up on your Legal SoP and hinder Security's work.

11. Remember, holoparasites are your friends. Do not attempt to deal with them.

 

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12. If you're playing as non-sec, then Security will give you free guns if you walk in brandishing a stunprod and gasmask.

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13. ERP is RP but sexy

14. What is space law?

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15.) If you manage to become an admin make sure to harass new engineers when they mess up.

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