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7 minutes ago, LordMoorden said:

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I hate those people who always "stumbles" into antags.

Worst thing I remembered from a round as warden, was how we were notified of shadowlings.

The entire fucking sec force instantly disappeared into maint, HOS included, never to be heard from again.

That round I put a buckshot in my own brains.

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WAIT THAT WAS A PRACTICE LASER GUN!?

I don't know whats worse, the fact that the sec officer was shooting me with a practice laser gun, or the fact that I disarmed it and unloaded it into him wondering why he was still standing.

Also you ghosts are covering up my snazzy plasmacult suit.

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Nevermind the NT rep came there to assist with capturing culties. 

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6 hours ago, TheClosetMailman said:

I hate those people who always "stumbles" into antags.

Worst thing I remembered from a round as warden, was how we were notified of shadowlings.

The entire fucking sec force instantly disappeared into maint, HOS included, never to be heard from again.

That round I put a buckshot in my own brains.

Personally it's never happened to me yet but I'd assume the most common cause for stuff like this is wanting to pull off a gimmick of some sort(e.g quantum pad to secret maint room like the one shown in the image you quoted, renovating it to be your house or shop, using the extra space to make another engine, morgue, etc).

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16 hours ago, Rebel0 said:

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Oh hey it's Sans Undertale.

something something bad time something something sins crawling in my skin

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Galaxy brain cultists fill their base with a plasma-air mix.

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It had predictable results

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EXPERIMENTOR's ultimate power

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There were so many that they devoured the singularity itself:

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Science could possibly make enough bags to contain a loose singularity engine!

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On 1/31/2019 at 3:03 PM, TDS said:

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Galaxy brain cultists fill their base with a plasma-air mix.

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It had predictable results

lol right! I summon someone, they have a cigar and poof. Fire everywhere. I was impressed that the cultist hardsuit, lots of unholy water and a emerg injector kept me alive. Proceeded to resurrect one of the others with a dead mouse corpse. That was a crazy round lol

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On 2/2/2019 at 6:31 PM, Lars said:

EXPERIMENTOR's ultimate power

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There were so many that they devoured the singularity itself:

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Science could possibly make enough bags to contain a loose singularity engine!

Ye only need one bag.

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To cover all directions Singulo could go loose.

... or maybe if you just wanted your little part of the station to remain uneaten.

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Private detective clown out to solve crimes for a fee:

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This guy was so ashamed his fibers were on the glass he walked back into the cell and repaired it.

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The actual detective was fairly amused.

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Went out to get a proper hat, and found a syndie crate with apron fibers, tho sec never aprehended the botanist.
Followed some cold case trails to an abandoned ambulance, then had to use my mighty cap gun to escape from a suspicious snowman that chased me away from the scene.
After writing a report for the detective, I repo'd next the botanist's janicart from chapel maint, and sold him the fingerprints for 250 credits.
Some called for help for a Ripley thievery. The guy had used it to drill Ian to death. Got his confession on tape and Miranda paid me 2500 for handing it to Security and helping to get him out of the Ripley. Tho I have to say, cap guns aren't very effective against mechas.

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QM blew up! Not much on the scene, but then my keen souless eyes noticed a shipping manifest on the desk. QM had bought security gear for his office. And, as it turned out, they had actually been buying null crates and selling illegal gear all shift without being busted until then!

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After all that work I finished the shift as any proper private detective -- gambling and drinking.
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On 2/4/2019 at 6:49 AM, Splgrk said:

Wait, you can use animals in resurrection? 

I was just as surprised as you are! 

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Engineer doesn't wake up in the abandoned station? No problem! We build our own!

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My most beautiful creation!

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Credit to Alffd for the images.

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Rev round that was masquerading as a tator round with people shouting wololo
Set about mining the entire asteroid and ended up blowing my leg off near the end of the shift
Kept going and eventually finished off the last of the west asteroid/its tiny roidlets
Got back in time for the round to end due to rev memes because I found a RIPLEY

Miner lifestyle

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When golems break the "do not interfere" rules by telestealing the armory, you get a three pod ERT kicking down your doors.

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Do not break the rules, kids.

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On 2/6/2019 at 12:57 AM, Lars said:

Private detective clown out to solve crimes for a fee:

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This guy was so ashamed his fibers were on the glass he walked back into the cell and repaired it.

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The actual detective was fairly amused.

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Went out to get a proper hat, and found a syndie crate with apron fibers, tho sec never aprehended the botanist.
Followed some cold case trails to an abandoned ambulance, then had to use my mighty cap gun to escape from a suspicious snowman that chased me away from the scene.
After writing a report for the detective, I repo'd next the botanist's janicart from chapel maint, and sold him the fingerprints for 250 credits.
Some called for help for a Ripley thievery. The guy had used it to drill Ian to death. Got his confession on tape and Miranda paid me 2500 for handing it to Security and helping to get him out of the Ripley. Tho I have to say, cap guns aren't very effective against mechas.

2115368621_ParadiseStationNSSCyberiad2019-02-05235033.png.7c3241ed6e359bd4080a1728e48d93d1.png

QM blew up! Not much on the scene, but then my keen souless eyes noticed a shipping manifest on the desk. QM had bought security gear for his office. And, as it turned out, they had actually been buying null crates and selling illegal gear all shift without being busted until then!

1191330882_ParadiseStationNSSCyberiad2019-02-06000732.png.a642d607c0ff4d821dc47211245733cb.png

After all that work I finished the shift as any proper private detective -- gambling and drinking.
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Ha! I was the detective that shift! Excellent work! HONK.

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You have a bad day as a cultist when an ER engineer, a security officer, a clown, a baton vigilante, a civvie, a miner, a fish and a one-limbed cat human lynch you in the bar.

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4 hours ago, Lars said:

You have a bad day as a cultist when an ER engineer, a security officer, a clown, a baton vigilante, a civvie, a miner, a fish and a one-limbed cat human lynch you in the bar.

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It was a really, really bad day.

Edit: I enjoy how this page started and ended with my embarrassing failures as a cultist.

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