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Vaal and I ensured all trash was properly sterilized by chucking it into a chamber with 1.5 million kPa of superheated CO2. We also added some plasma statues and oxygen canisters for good measure.

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CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas.

 

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21 minutes ago, TDS said:

CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas.

 

 

Earlier that shift, when everything was still as-usual, IAA's were doing IAA things as-usual.

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There is no thing as "too many light sources" when dealing with the shadowlings. 😉 

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Your round has been terminated

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You could only imagine how a shift could end up so, that a syndie, as here seen, is inside the Central Command, driving his sports car - in DeathSquad suit...

 

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after he had killed half the DS back in the station, while wearing an ERT armor...

 

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...and after having finished the rest of DS off at CC, along with a Spec Ops officer, by sneaking in there camoflaged as a DS commando.

 

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Don't attempt to do this.

Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit.

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4 hours ago, Easju said:

Don't attempt to do this.

Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit.

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My favorite image is the one in the bottom right - a Shesi family, the father, mother and daughter, sitting at a table.

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What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course.

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Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command.

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9 hours ago, TDS said:

What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course.

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Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command.

Man, and I thought I was a bitch.

Kinda explains the usually low effort appeals in the unban section.

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23 hours ago, Fursamie said:

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Security, planning a revolution.

I presume the captain got the hailers banned.

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Alexei got gibbed by a bomb next to me as the shuttle was called. Unable to make it to medbay in time, their only option for survival was to be turned into a cake cat.
A syndicake-cat.

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4 minutes ago, Rurik said:

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM, NOT JOIN THEM-

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2 minutes ago, Coul said:

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Oh god oh heck

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This is the adventure of Bloom, the terrarium diona.

The terrarium was busy as a beehive, partly because of all the bees. While the other sisters worked on making nymphs, spreading glowshrooms and making tesliumatos, Bloom set out to grow and science the heck of some gnarly vines. After creating some acceptable seeds, she set out to spread life a safe distance from the terrarium.

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Miners and lizards came and went, the bodies of many rescued to be ascended to vegetablehood. Vines quickly expanded south, so Bloom set up some sandstone constructions to prevent them from interfering with the diona works.

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The sister that worked on the tesliumatos and tesliunettles joined Bloom to explore the extent of the vines. They had hardened on the north, and they forced them to take a detour.

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On the West a mining outpost was found, along with screams of spiders and gamma squads and whatnot. That sounded just a tad too unappealing so they headed East, to find some gnarly ruins just a short distance away.

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The terrarium's goal of spreading life was completed, but the island in the lava lake was still untouched. They looked around for a ledge they could jump to.

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Bloom asked the sister to be thrown over the scorching fumes towards the ledge. As impossible as it seemed, if anyone was to succeed it had to be a diona.

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In a mere fraction of a second, Bloom withered and shriveled into a clump of charred weeds. She had made it tho... but alas, to what fate! A turret was still active in the middle of the rubble, pinning her down within an instant of her body regenerating enough to stand. With no means to fight back, it should have been the end. Except...

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A space vines major victory! The turrets were soon obscured and crunched by flowering vines! Bloom started to make her way through the derelict outpost, using the tesliunettles to remove the dangerous venus flowers.

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To great disappontment, power was long gone in the bar, now a eerie mix of plasma, burnt tiles, lava glow and looming vines.

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Meanwhile, the main station had started the self destruction sequence due to rampant spiders. But not even a nuclear detonation was going to stop Bloom now.

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Some sort of "death squid" was now dispatched to finish the last survivors. Rummaging through the rubble, Bloom found a funny headset and proceeded to inform the squids that they had no power there.

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The squids attempted to enter lavaland, but were immediately deterred by the expanding vines. So was the terrarium's goal finally secured.

As for Bloom, she spent the rest of her time talking to the extremely disturbed nymphs that awoke inside her, in the middle of a hellscape.

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